Why Not Having Friends Is Expensive

I was taking my parents to the airport this morning at 6AM!!!! and I saw a taxi at the airport that was advertising Aurora to O'Hare $100. I thought that it was almost worth the $100 as I was falling asleep at the wheel. Just think about it. Sometimes having friends is emotionally taxing. Especially when they "bring the drama." But you might consider the financial aspect.

Rides to the airport.
Do you want to hire a taxi or a limo to go to and from the airport in Chicago traffic?

One word: Trucks
Let's face it, if you own a truck, any truck, you are the number one friend of anyone who needs furniture moved. No one wants to pay for a budget truck.

Pizza.
Yes I would like to split a pizza cause after college pizza costs $20 for a small.

Strippers
....

Rent
Living by yourself is expensive.

Also, none of the above things and many others are fun by yourself. Everyone should have a friend that isn't a narc.

Are you a narc?